Well, I'm Ali, I'm 21 years old. I'm a pastry chef, line cook, photographer, and kind of a badass. I want to go everywhere and try everything at least once. i listen to almost any kind of music except country.... fuck country....I'm pretty easy to get along with, so feel free to ask me anything

TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

letgoat:

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

image

The second eye:

image

i have never seen a more accurate post

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whorville:

Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

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celibacy:

Have you ever said so much bullshit you were actually shocked anyone believed you?

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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truneet:

Ernesto Bautista - Masses [Masas], 2009
Transparent lighter filled with blood

truneet:

Ernesto Bautista - Masses [Masas], 2009

Transparent lighter filled with blood

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japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

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peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

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4 days ago
me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf:puppy! who's a handsome puppy
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dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

Why do I even go on this website

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