Well, I'm Ali, I'm 21 years old. I'm a pastry chef, line cook, photographer, and kind of a badass. I want to go everywhere and try everything at least once. i listen to almost any kind of music except country.... fuck country....I'm pretty easy to get along with, so feel free to ask me anything

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Grilled Cheese

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Grilled Cheese

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2 hours ago
thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Dale Winter.
@dvlewintertvttoos

thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Dale Winter.

@dvlewintertvttoos

(via rad-ginger)

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23 hours ago
genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Honey Milk Tea

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Honey Milk Tea

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1 day ago

kitty-lovetts-pie-shop:

tastefullyoffensive:

Dogs Who Look Like Other Things [imgur]

Previously: Bears Doing Human Things

honestly some of these are terrifying

(via napalmstickstokids)

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1 day ago

newtypeshadow:

purgatory-destiel:

I normally don’t reblog these, but I lost it at “I eat bunny poop”.

Evoked shrieks of laughter. Shrieks.

(Source: vicious-seamonkey, via napalmstickstokids)

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1 day ago

wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

(Source: thisiswhereiletmymindexplode, via punkaspiss138)

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1 day ago

chiaknanamu:

mitunas-choice-rump:

GUYS I ANSWERED THAT QUESTION FROM TUMBLRBOT THEN I REFRESHED AND I THINK I SOME HOW BROKE TUMBLRBOT BUT I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD 

am i the only person who thinks this is really sweet and cute. because its like. ‘what makes you feel better when you are in a bad mood?’ and they repleid with ‘when you send me messages, it makes me feel good’

so tumblr bot filled the inbox with messages so they’d feel really good or have something to look at when they’re feeling down.

tumblrbot is my favorite

(Source: seeweedmermaid, via rad-ginger)

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1 day ago
fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

(Source: jrcbouillabaisse, via fordprefect7-42-7)

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3 days ago
genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Winnie the Pooh in a black two-piece swimsuit

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Winnie the Pooh in a black two-piece swimsuit

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3 days ago
xenlo:

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

xenlo:

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via fordprefect7-42-7)

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3 days ago